JOKES

Nilendu Saha & Sandip Mitra

MBA-4th Semester

TOUCHING STORY:-

A boy and a girl went for a walk.

While walking boy hits his leg to a stone & starts bleeding.

He looks at her hoping that she would tear her dupatta and wrap it around his leg…
She looks in his eyes and says….
“Don’t think so, I have bought this from a famous designer”

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Banta Singh saw a girl in a cafe and said “I Love You”

Girl put a tight slap and said “What you said…?”

Banta- “If you didn’t hear what I have said, then why you slapped me”

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A man got TWO wishes from God.

He immediately wishes for The Best Drink and The Best Woman.

The very next moment he got Mineral water and Mother Teresa…!!!

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Bittu- From tomorrow me is taking two weeks leave!!!

Manu- Really…but how you got the permission…???

Bittu- I have taken a leave for a week, after that very next week my boss has taken a leave for a week……So……!!!!!!!!!

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