Nilendu Saha & Sandip Mitra
A boy and a girl went for a walk.
While walking boy hits his leg to a stone & starts bleeding.
He looks at her hoping that she would tear her dupatta and wrap it around his leg…
She looks in his eyes and says….
“Don’t think so, I have bought this from a famous designer”
Banta Singh saw a girl in a cafe and said “I Love You”
Girl put a tight slap and said “What you said…?”
Banta- “If you didn’t hear what I have said, then why you slapped me”
A man got TWO wishes from God.
He immediately wishes for The Best Drink and The Best Woman.
The very next moment he got Mineral water and Mother Teresa…!!!
Bittu- From tomorrow me is taking two weeks leave!!!
Manu- Really…but how you got the permission…???
Bittu- I have taken a leave for a week, after that very next week my boss has taken a leave for a week……So……!!!!!!!!!